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Access Design, Cats/Dogs |
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How to design your home to permit or block access by humans, dogs, and cats to different areas. |
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The Adventures of Felix Cull, Cat-Man |
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The cloning of cat and man resulted in Felix, who has had quite a time adjusting to life in the human world. Here is a collection of his social, athletic, and romantic adventures, and a photo. |
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Advice for Cat Owners |
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Every wondered about the semiotics of kitty's "gift" of a nearly-dead rodent? This essay explains it all. |
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Canines, Felines, and Respect |
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The respect we accord to dogs is unrelated to their size, but with cats, our respect is directly correlated to how big they are. |
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Cat Fanatics |
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How to distinguish a true cat fanatic from a mere cat lover. |
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Catma |
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If there's "dogma" and "dogmatics", surely there must be "catma" and "catmatics"... |
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DeNotrechats |
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While the "Dogs Played Poker" in the famous scene, what were the cats doing? They were up in the manor house, dressed elegantly and playing bridge. |
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Falling Victim to Nature's Fury: The Canine and Feline Models |
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I've lived in both Boston and San Francisco. This essay expands on the very different sorts of dread I've felt in those two places. |
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Fox Hunting Explained |
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Celebrating people's bucolic romps with Man's Best Friends and Third Best Friends. |
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Friendly Joshing During the Grand Prix d'Evolution |
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For millions of years three orders competed to be top dog on Earth: primates, felines, and canines. Here's how they teased one another. |
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GOTCHA! A Wilderness Game for Two Players |
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The rules and strategy of an ancient game, played between prey and predator. |
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The Hidden Kingdom of Marsupials |
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Speculation on advanced evolution in an ice-shrouded, Antipodean, soon-to-be-Antarctic place. |
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How to Issue Commands to Your Pet |
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Good pet instruction is simply good journalism- but cats need nine pages where dogs need one. |
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Notes Concerning the Enfranchisement of Cetacea |
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What it would mean to give whales and dolphins the vote. |
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A Notice to DOG LOVERS of San Francisco |
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Otello the Maor |
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Visualizing the lethal interaction of man and moa in the New Zealand of a thousand years ago. |
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Pets and Spiritual Health |
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How Fido and Tiger enable you to become more loving, more centered, more blissful. |
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A Social Class Analysis of Vegetables |
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An assignment of vegetables into refined patrician or coarse plebeian classes. Future dinner hosts of mine, take note! |
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SYLLABUS First North American Interspecies Conference
on the Future of Predation |
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Prey and predator join together for an interspecies conference on the future of predation. |
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These are the Cat Days of Autumn |
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A cat lover's claim for equal time with "Dog Days", in autumn rather than summer. |
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Tuning In To the Intergalactic Purr |
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The cat's purr as resonant with a pervasive intergalactic Intelligence. |
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Two Dialogues on "Apetheid" |
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An account of the strange system of "apetheid", or the "separate development of pet species", which was devised by cats to keep dogs in their place. |
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Why Can't a Dog Be More Like a Cat? |
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An examination of that famous musical-comedy song from the 1940s, first sung by Rex Harrison. |
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