"No no– Heaven is that way!"
  Suggestions on a better way to design highrise communities for the very old.
  10 Symptoms of Employee Burnout
  Ten ways to know if you're becoming a victim of "burnout" on your job.
  Advice First, Then Money
  A commonsense approach to homelessness- or, how to live cheaply in a 21st Century city.
  Automobile Horns and the Need for Clearer Communication
  A way to sweeten- or at least articulate- that most irritating of urban noises.
  Beggar's Brass Bowl
  A proposal to register beggars and encourage them to be "street concierges" in exchange for alms and other generosity.
  Boredom: A Safe, Legal Way to Achieve Altered States of Consciousness
  My revenge for all the tedious meetings I've had to endure in my academic and professional life.
  Dr. Newmeyer's Method of "Quick Psychotherapy"
  "Why can't everyone be as even-tempered as me? How can I help people to snap out of a bad temper?"
  Eulogical Workplace
  Signs that indicate a work or family environment is more than merely healthy.
  The Four Levels of F.W.O.O.O.M.P.
  If we delay in lighting a gas stove, the result is a "fwooomp", whose violence depends entirely upon the length of the delay...
  Fragment of a Letter to Philip Fleesum, Esq.
  The combination of an arrogant lawyer, a letter-of-the-law bureaucrat, and a missing "n" in "annum".
  How Much Noise Do We Live With?
  Findings in various parts of San Francisco.
  How Often Do You Want to Drive That Far?
  If it takes you X minutes to get to your country getaway, just how often will you be willing to get away?
  The Hundred Billion Dollar Understanding
  AOL Time Warner and the Pentagon surely can burn through huge sums of money. Here's how to visualize just how huge.
  In a Hurry? Walk!
  Sometimes public transport is literally slower than a walk...
  Lighting a Candle How One Citizen Copes with Litter
  A call to commit a few minutes' work each week picking up litter, and thereby launch a "virtuous circle".
  On Dozing Off at Conferences
  Answers the question, "How quickly am I going to doze off after lunch?"
  On Neighborhood Cohesion
  Ten ways to augment connectedness and community in your neighborhood.
  Periodic Table of the Greatest Culinary Elements
  A parochial view of the basic food elements which form the basis of gustatory pleasure.
  Road Grace
  A brief commentary on the millions of drivers practicing kindness and courtesy on the roads of California.
  Salesman's Business Card
  What to do with his card while you idly listen to his pitch.
  Sensing the Wine Cellar Disaster
  If you're the cellar-master of a big Northern California winery, how do you assess the impact of a big earthquake? Let your five senses do the job...
  Seven Paths of Upward Social Mobility
  Inspired by a drive from South Chicago to Kenilworth, at the end of which I pondered, "if I had grown up there, how could I have come to belong here?"
  Stand Over Your Man
  How the wife of a powerful man should respond when she discovers he's cheating on her.
  Stern-Men and Bow-Men
  On East Coast rivers and lakes, boatmen propel their craft whilst facing backwards; on the West Coast, they face forwards. Here's why.
  Ten Uses for a Walking Stick
  A century ago, walking sticks were an integral part of the outfit of gentlemen. Here's why they should make a comeback for men who live in the countryside.
  Tuscany's Seven Rules of the Good Life
  A brief summary of how civilization is manifested in one corner of Europe.
  Van Savings
  Social-service programs are fond of buying vans to transport their clients; they should be aware of the concept of "negative savings".
  Virtuous Circle
  In some ways life is getting better and better, and that process is feeding upon itself.
  What This Country Needs is a Good Five Dollar Cabernet
  Farmer John's guide to getting your money's worth in the too-pricy world of wine by the glass.
  Zeno at the Intersection
  "After you, Alfonse" –– "No, no, after you, Gaston" –– carried to infinity.
   

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