Alphabet of Gaydom
		The gay world consists not merely of the A-list and the B-list, but of seven more "letters" and innumerable combinations thereof...
	Boar's Head Carol
		A homoerotic extra verse for the traditional Oxford Christmas carol.
	Cock Size in Gay Escorts Ads
		A statistical examination of how the claims of "escorts" may jibe with reality.
	Estimating the Gay Population
		An argument, based on US census data, that the total may be smaller than we think.
	Finishing Golden Boys or, The Making of a Male Geisha
		A proposal for a school for young male geishas, to the benefit of all.
	Gay Philanthropy and the Homeless
		Some ideas as to how gay men can help resolve this vexing problem.
	The Great Engine of Gay Men's Health
		How to get gay men to pay for three things that will lengthen their lives.
	Harvard Gay Life
		Reminiscences of being gay at Harvard in the late 1960s.
	A Modest Proposal
		It's sometimes hard to get gay men to practice safer sex. Why not hire beautiful rent boys to show them how it's done?
	Seven Virtues of Gay Men
		An enumeration of the major ways whereby gay guys become local heroes.
	Short and Tall Men Together
		Imagining a club catering to the intense attraction that short and tall gay men often have for one another...
	Stories from the Closet
		Reminiscences of being gay in a fraternity at UC Berkeley in the 1960s.
	Telephone Strategies as an Impediment to Homoerotic Love
		Are you the One Who Calls or the One Who Is Called? Are you hesitant to answer the phone when it rings? Find out how your "telephone strategy" is helping or hurting your love life...
	The Restoration of the Monasteries
		Lots of gay men are tired of the fast life of cities. Let's set up monastic houses for them so they can revive and beautify life in the American countryside.
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