Handy Phrases with Which to Cope with Twentieth Century Life
  Smart remarks in the political context appropriate to seven languages.
  Hap Day, Noted Gladhander, Found Dead in East Village
  My retaliation against a particularly obnoxious manifestation of 1970s culture.
  Harvard Gay Life
  Reminiscences of being gay at Harvard in the late 1960s.
  Hepatitis C: The Great Time Bomb
  We should worry less about HIV and AIDS, and worry more- MUCH more- about hepatitis-C.
  The Hidden Kingdom of Marsupials
  Speculation on advanced evolution in an ice-shrouded, Antipodean, soon-to-be-Antarctic place.
  HIV and Age: The Great Paradox
  You might think that older adults would learn to avoid AIDS
  HIV Prevention: Our Midterm Grades
  In San Francisco in 2000, our grades for prevention effectiveness are B+ for IDUs and heterosexuals, and F for gay men. Here are some suggestions for improving that failing grade.
  HIV Spread Among Speed Users
  Reasons why HIV spreads fast among people who use methamphetamine.
  The Holocaust of Gay Men
  Is AIDS as much a cataclysm for the world's gays as Nazism was for the world's Jews?
  How Much Noise Do We Live With?
  Findings in various parts of San Francisco.
  How Often Do You Want to Drive That Far?
  If it takes you X minutes to get to your country getaway, just how often will you be willing to get away?
  How to Issue Commands to Your Pet
  Good pet instruction is simply good journalism- but cats need nine pages where dogs need one.
  How To Tell if You're “Old Money”
  This essay will help you to know if your vintage has reached maturity- or if sufficient time has passed for the fundamental crime to be forgotten.
  How to Tell Whether You Are In San Diego or In Cape Town
  A mocking of the genteel apartheid of the U.S.A.
  How You Can Gauge the Epidemic
  Four easy tests that you can do to see whether your local AIDS epidemic is waxing or waning.
  The Hundred Billion Dollar Understanding
  AOL Time Warner and the Pentagon surely can burn through huge sums of money. Here's how to visualize just how huge.
  The Hungarian's Revolving Door
  "A Hungarian is a man who can enter a revolving door after you, but emerge before you." Here's a design for such a door.
   

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